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Signs and Notices:
"How To Repair Your VCR." -- The title of a how-to video tape.
"Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" -- A sign at a parking lot in Ocean City, Maryland.
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)" -- The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar.
"We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.
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***You can’t make any noise above the 90 decibels,
So welcome in the land of silence friends The Kids- Bloody Belgium***
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